Cafe' Preggers

I found this in a magazine called babytalk *mom-to-be and I thought it fit me pretty well with how my appetite has been growing now that I am getting into my second trimester. Everyone always tells me how the second trimester is the best and I can definitely say I am loving the energy I have now and how food actually sounds good to me.

CAFE' PREGGERS

We always have just what you want, at any stage of pregnancy-- from queasy beginning to those last weeks when the baby has taken up every ounce of spare room in your belly.

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First Trimester Menu

Appetizer

Tums compote

Entree'

Fresh Saltines on a bed of Saltines, lightly seasoned with Saltines

Beverage

Ginger ale (IV drip available upon request)

Dessert

Ten minutes in a dim room with an ice bag on your head

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Second Trimester Menu

Appetizer

Half a roast chicken, extra crispy

Entree'

A succulent leg of lamb smothered in pork chops, served with BBQ ribs and garnished with

cheeseburgers

Beverage

Toll House-pie smoothie, prepared with 1/2 pint heavy cream

Dessert

9" x 16" of double-fudge brownies

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Third Trimester Menu

(Each course followed by 15-minute neck message and/ or bathroom break.)

Appetizer

Three bites of tossed salad

Entree'

Two bites of lasagna

Beverage

None--so you'll have room for dessert

Dessert

A Tic Tac

by Melissa Balmain

*Double portions available if you're expecting twins